01. Holzfeuer
02. Vielmehr Klampfe
03. Toten Adler
04. Gellend Adler
05. Inzo der Barrakuda

Past Members
01. Der Wölf
02. Schlagbolzen
03. Halstucha
04. Erich Nagelbett

Deceased
01. Oskar Mordsding
02. Johann Kranausleger
03. Wilhelm "Gummiblase" Beil
04. Karl Dichtschnur
05. Vinzenz Wieselhinten
06. Eduard Affelieber


 




In a tremendous display of his devotion to Arno, Nagelbett swam across the ocean from his home in Europe all the way to America for the chance to join the reborn ArnoCorps. As the most hard-core of followers in Austria, Nagelbett had been training for this opportunity for years. When Holzfeuer was asked about the validity of Erich's claim of swimming across the Atlantic, he replied "I have no reason not to believe him. His boots were soaking wet." Once he arrived at the auditions, Erich was named drummer after he told Holtzfeuer the old Austrian joke about the strudel maker and the schottken farmer's daughter. Nagelbett's obsession with the tracking device that he is sure is planted in his skull remains his only weakness.

Update: Nagelbett Hoax Revealed, 09.18.02